Perspective on life

"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean,
life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at
the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus?!?

I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first,
get it out of the way. Then you go live in an old age home. You
get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension,
then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first
day. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your
retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for
High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you
play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you
go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like
central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as
an orgasm!! Amen." George Costanza